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thedailywhat: Obama Revelation of the Day: In Pulitzer Prize-winner David Maraniss’ new book, Barack Obama: The Story, we get quite the insight into the president’s bullying, pot-smoking past. Money quote: Barry also had a knack for interceptions. When a joint was making the rounds, he often elbowed his way in, out of turn, shouted “Intercepted!,” and took an extra hit. No one seemed to mind. [buzzfeed]

thedailywhat:

Obama Revelation of the Day: In Pulitzer Prize-winner David Maraniss’ new book, Barack Obama: The Story, we get quite the insight into the president’s bullying, pot-smoking past. Money quote:

Barry also had a knack for interceptions. When a joint was making the rounds, he often elbowed his way in, out of turn, shouted “Intercepted!,” and took an extra hit. No one seemed to mind.

[buzzfeed]

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animalstalkinginallcaps: STEVE. SERIOUSLY. I DIDN’T USE YOUR TOOTHPASTE, OKAY? I HAVE MY OWN. IN A FLAVOR I ENJOY. I DON’T CARE WHICH WAY YOU SQUEEZE THE TUBE. THE FACT THAT YOU SORT OF BOOBYTRAP TOOTHPASTE TO SEE IF ANYONE’S TOUCHING IT MAKES ME THINK YOU MIGHT HONESTLY HAVE SOME SORT OF PARANOIA ISSUES THAT NEED ADDRESSING. AND NO, I HAVEN’T SEEN YOUR NAIL CLIPPERS EITHER, FREAKSHOW. PLEASE STOP ASKING.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

STEVE. SERIOUSLY. I DIDN’T USE YOUR TOOTHPASTE, OKAY? I HAVE MY OWN. IN A FLAVOR I ENJOY. I DON’T CARE WHICH WAY YOU SQUEEZE THE TUBE. THE FACT THAT YOU SORT OF BOOBYTRAP TOOTHPASTE TO SEE IF ANYONE’S TOUCHING IT MAKES ME THINK YOU MIGHT HONESTLY HAVE SOME SORT OF PARANOIA ISSUES THAT NEED ADDRESSING.

AND NO, I HAVEN’T SEEN YOUR NAIL CLIPPERS EITHER, FREAKSHOW. PLEASE STOP ASKING.